Failure Bread

If you’re wondering why my blog is suddenly ugly as shit, except for my BADASS NEW LOGO,* don’t blame me.

Out of nowhere, Today.com decided to enforce a “Universal Theme.”  Since they pay their bloggers, I guess they’re allowed to do that.  But seriously, look at it.  Where’s my purple?!  Where’s the stupid theme I spent like 3 hours picking out the first time I logged in?

Fucking gone, that’s where.

So yes.  I know it’s hideous.  It’s not my fault.  And since I am insanely petty and whiny, Rob said he would help me adjust to the new Nazi theme by helping me set it up to look decent.  So, hopefully, in a few days it won’t be such a damn eyesore.  But until then, if it offends your delicate sensitivities as it does mine, take it up with Today.com.  Or leave a bitchy comment and I’ll make sure they see it.  Whatever.

I am displeased.




*Seriously. Cutest moldy breads ever.