Failure Bread

Great Moments With Jeannie, Volume One

Jeannie:  Check out the flyer I just made for the penny wars fundraiser.

Me:  Pretty cool.

Jeannie:  Is it readable?

Me:  Yeah.  But I’m not afraid of words, like most people.

Jeannie:  …Oh, well.  I’ll put some glitter on it.

 And thus, Jeannie was Made Of Win for suggesting the illiterate can always be won over with sparkles.

Rob:  Who the fuck is Hawkdude?

Me:  You know, Hawkdude.  The geeky guy?

Rob:  You mean Nightowl?

Me:  Is that his name?  He’s supposed to be an owl?

Rob:  Yeah; hence the name Nightowl.

Me:  Are we thinking of the same guy?  This is the guy with the ass, who was giving it to that chick inside the giant ow-  Oh.

Rob:  Yeah.

Me:  I’m a jackass, aren’t I?

Rob:  Yeah.