May 30 2009
Awesome Sauce Awards
Attention All and Sundry! Here be the winners of the Official Failure Bread Awesome Sauce Awards, to be updated periodically whenever someone achieves excellence in any way that catches my attention and does not involve being the next American Idol.
May 30th, 2009: For achieving extreme greatness despite having no eyebrows and an effeminate makeup job, and for still being a total batshit-crazy-badass at his other job, the first-ever Awesome Sauce Award is presented to… Zachary Quinto!
