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Jul 08 2009

Black or White and Dead All Over

Published by pentacookie under Music, Television Edit This

Dear CNN,

Fuck off and die, please.

Seriously.  You have outlived your usefulness.  You have become a pathetic mockery of your former self.  You are a shallow wreck of a news station, and you should be ashamed of yourselves.  You are a suck sandwich on failure bread with weak sauce and a flimsy yellowing pickle of ineptitude.

Why?

Because Michael Jackson is dead, and you decided this was worth two weeks of 24-hour-a-day coverage.  I am not going to point out what the fuck is wrong with this; it’s up to you to pull your head out of your ass and realize that there ARE SLIGHTLY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS HAPPENING IN THE WORLD!!!

So, to sum up, you suck.  Please choke on vomit.

Love,

V

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