Jul 08 2009
Pickle Of Ineptitude Awards
The Pickle of Ineptitude Award: an award granted only to those that even Mother Theresa would piss on for being so God damned useless that it physically hurts to witness their floundering attempts at relevance.
July 8, 2009: For achieving extreme nonexcellence in the area of covering important world events and educating the people at large, and for making me want to defenestrate every television I see, the first ever Pickle of Ineptitude Award is hereby granted to… CNN. Please try not to suffocate on your own phlegm while giving your acceptance speech.
